A Deal’s a Deal

And the camera zooms in on Monty Hall and his microphone. The costumed ladies in the crowd go wild.  Clearly the old girls owning double d’s don’t wear athletic support bras to hoist up the saggy girls.

They come with hopes and dreams and prayers. And when Monty approaches looking for a  baby spoon or a calculator, you can bet that some woman pulls out a baby spoon left on the bottom of her purse for the past decade. And Monty makes a deal. Maybe 50 bucks for that baby spoon with Juniors smutchz still on it. Or a hundred for the calculator.

But then he comes to the two Blue eyed Blond Sisters who clearly don’t sport double d’s. He asks to buy the love they have for each other. Love that has been through decades of thick and thin. Love that has wiped tears and held back arms that wanted to jump. Love that has sat through headaches and pushed strollers through the mall. Love that organizes weddings and lets you leave a dirty coffee pot. Love that laughs and screams and cries.  Love that never denies. Because love can’t ever deny.

And when Monty saw the amount of love the two sisters had he shook his head and said that he did not have enough to buy that kind of love.

And when Love makes a deal, It makes a deal. So…there is nothing you are going to do about it 🙂

Goldilocks

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